I Believe

1. I believe that I am in over my head.
2. I believe that I do not know what is best for me.
3. I believe that I drink too much.
4. I believe that most people in my life are a pain in the ass.
5. I believe that I have lost touch with myself.
6. I believe that violence will solve many problems.
7. I believe that people often distract me more than the TV does.
8. I believe in ghosts.
9. I believe in aliens.
10. I believe in multiple universes.
11. I believe criticism is good.
12. I believe that the planet Venus entered our Solar System as a comet, thus pulling Mars and Earth further from the Sun. Venus, being a comet, had a tail of ice which was grabbed by Earth's gravitational pull.
13. I believe that this is what caused the Great Flood mentioned in many of our ancient religious texts.
14. I believe that aliens created mankind in their image.
15. I believe that this is the missing link between cavemen and modern humans.